I got arrested one day. I got paid to burn a building, it provided us with some extra Christmas money. I was reduced to Attempted Criminal Mischief and got off with once a week probation visit, once a week AA meeting, and once a week council with a therapist for the next five years.
The probation officer only checked my urine specimen, of which I quickly learned how to flush. One day I came in after flushing and my P.O. set there shaking my flush back and forth and said “I suppose that this is your flush?”
It was a fluorescent dark green. Not a good old day!